Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Totae Oodgaye

Evening all;
The meaning of todays title means, " Parrot Flew" aka noones home, brain dead, dumb ass etc. Which is a great  way to some up everyone on my team at some point and time during the day. Matt and i had our first day of work today. I found it extremely overwhelmming. First thing when we walked in children were crying, yelling, hitting etc. Matt and i sat there waiting for, what we thought was more people to come. it turns out that the teacher was waiting for us to start the lesson. We sat there dumbfounded and underpreaperd for about 10ish minutes trying ot get our shit together. The teacher was telling us to sing songs or poem, but i couldnt remeber any ones. I just about lost it and was on the verge of crying because to much to fast was happening and this child was freaking out right beside me crying for her mother. Matt eventually took the lead and he did very well. The children are like sponges and watch almost everything you do and repeat what they hear and see. Ex. When i was teaching ABC's I kept saying "and" in between each word, so in turn when i pointed to A i would say A and then point to B and say "And B" Then they would repeat " And B". Or when i was teaching body parts i would scratch my head and grab my ear at the same time and say ear. Then they would get confussed and touch thier head and grab thier ear at the same time and say ear. After about 1hr of that we went outside to play games. Some of the kids arnt even able to speak yett that are with me. So typical me i picked the smallest one and toated her on my hip for the rest of the day. She is a stone face, cant get a smile a gurggle, or a change of expression at all. But she does like the play with my fingers. She wears eyeliner, as well as the other smaller kids. its to keep away the flys from thier eyes. She also has two tiny black pig tails on top of her head. I cant wait to hold her agian tommrow. I've missed having babies around (k+r) Anyways now time for the funnies report on my roomates.
Staring us off as per usuall is Jersey Shore (matt) We were sitting in a lecture and the power had gone out for the whole time so no airconditioner. He was slumped over on the couch in a big sweaty mess and looks at us with a complete and totall looks of exasperation and said, " You guys dont even know how wet i'am right now." I dont know what he was thinking and im sure was a little delherious as we all were but he deffo said that the wrong way. Also we were talking about sleeping pills and Matt gets this weird zoned out look on his face and was like " Cella gave me these tiny blue pills..................... Ye....... They were great" Thats good Matt were glad your wet and got enjoyment out of tiny blue pills.
Next up Johnson (jennifer) Today while in Hindi lessons we were learning the word ChaCha which means your fathers younger brother. Jennifer looks up and said " ChaCha is your whos whos what?" Next - i was trying to sound out a word in Hindi and she looks at me and says. " What chu babbling bout now?" And earlier im not sure if i alraedy wrote about this yett, but when we were eating lunch she was sitting there look unsatifyed with the choices infront of her. She then anouced to me that she was gonna " Do some colored people shit" and then proceeded to put butter and sugar on her rice.
Second last is the girl next door miss southrn girl Carol Ann. We were watching youtube viedos of metal music "walls of death" which is when people run into each other at full speed in big crowds. Carol Ann told us shed curl up in a ball and cry if she was in that situation. The next morning she told us she had dreamed about the wall of death. As much as i love Carol Ann i would love to see here in a wall of death situation. Also for lunch yesterday we had fish sticks, and today while we had Hindi lessons she had just noticed 4 days in we had a fish tank at the entrance of the classroom. Then Brandi was like, " Yea where do you think we got the fish sticks from" laughing and just joking around. Then Carol Ann got a real serious look on her face adn was like what fish sticks looking extremely concernd and scared. The last bit from Carol Ann, is that she smokes and when she had just come in from smoking she said " A smoke a day keeps the mosquitos away" If you guys dont think these bits of Carol Ann are funny its because you cant hear her southrn drawl and giggly way of talking. Last up is Miss Molly. There is never much to report about her because she dosnt let things fly liek the rest of us do. But today she decided she was openeing up a one man act here for the Blue man group india style. She had got a new shirt from FabIndia and it bleed everywhere on her and has temp stained her skin. Tottally loving the fact she looks like a smurf. Anyways folks thats about it for today. I dont have much to say about Brandi cause we are both pretty much the same Canadians and does and says stuff that i'm used to. Americans are much more interesting :P
To sir with love
Chloe Doey

5 comments:

  1. Hey Chloe,
    this is totally unrelated to your blog, but Stefi-lou did my make up today. She did a great job. She applied false eyelashes, but you know, I think one of them is missing!!!! Where'd it go?
    Si Si nigh, nigh.
    Rmember you can sing The wheels on the Bus, or Miss Polly had a dolly, or the all time favorite, 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed!

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  2. Or, "You are my sunshine......" Perhaps Matt can harmonize with you (in place of me!!). So that's why the babies where eye liner!! I never knew it was because of the insects. Hope you have a great day tomorrow sweetheart.

    Love Marmee

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  3. UG i wish steph could do my make up. I look like freakin pippy longstocking on crack right now. Purple pants mosiac top black sock white sock. Hair braided running shoes. Tell that little shat to read my blog and comment i wanna talk to her!

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  4. "The Ants Go Marching, One By One- hurrah, hurrah"
    is a good one for learning to count.
    "The Itsy Bitsy Spider" went up the water spout...

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  5. Chloe, if you soak newly purchased clothes in cold salt water for an hour; rinse it; and, then dry it they won't turn you into a smurf, like Miss Molly.
    Auntie Carol

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